Howdy y’all,

This one’s about the animal (obviously) and their funny habits, appearance, breeding customs and anything else animal (though not human).

FACT 1:
If you don’t milk a cow, pressure builds up which stops the cow producing any more milk. Any milk still in her would be taken up by her body. This is what happens naturally when a calf stops feeding, though if the cow is a high-yielding dairy cow you’ve got yourself a sore cow. You have to keep milking them, otherwise they might contract an infection.