I am the king of procrastination

But what defines this term?

Is it how long you procrastinate for?

Or how many tasks you procrastinate on?

Or what you do when you procrastinate on said tasks?

Maybe it is how often your computer autocorrects procrastinate to procreate

I think I have all these qualities

But still,

How can I be the king of procrastination

When I am a girl?

I guess,

The title queen of procrastination just doesn’t have the same ring to it

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Hi everyone! I remember Chell telling me anyone can post stuff on this blog so I decided I’d try it out. Sorry for stealing your limelight, Chell! Also forgive the horrible spacing I don’t know how to fix it. Hopefully the cool font makes up for it. Anyway I won’t post that much poetry here because I have so much and it’s all random nonsense really.

OK I’m done now.

EDIT: I fixed the spacing but then decided I liked it better with the gaps so I left it as is.